The hands-down popular favorite for last week's "Best Euphamisim for Shitting" is "Dropping the Kids off at the Pool". Honorable Creative Mentions to frockazulu
for "Bombing the Russians", soarjubs
for "Growing a Tail" and subbes
for "Rolling out Play Doh". If only poo came in like star or crescent-moon tube shapes.
eideteker -- What is your opinion of the recent Liberian elections? Do you see a chance for stability in that once-troubled land?
Erections. In Laberia. Uh, huhuhuhuhuhuh.
The socioeconomic infrastructure of the area hungers for a dedication to the democratic process.
I dunno, but John Stewart sure made a funny face when he talked about it!
Enough of this shit. If it ain't TomKat, it ain't news.
turkishturki -- My pee burns.
Lord loves a workin' man
Don't trust whitey
See a doctor and get rid of it
renob423 -- how many cousins do you have?
Mean: 9.68 Median: 8 Std. Dev 6.78
funboytim -- Can identify who in your family farted by the nuanced smell?
Everyone but mom. She's been trying for years to maintain some sort of decorum.
No. My family has never gotten to the level of comfort with one another to fart openly.
You clearly have a lot of brothers, Tim.
friendship7 -- Who owns the vibrator I found in the couch, my gay male roommate or my promiscuous female roommate (read: chocolate or vanilla?)
It took me exactly one week to figure out how gross this question really is.
Move. Move today. I'll come help.
chrishaas -- Where is your God now?
Pulling puppies and kittens out of the "Toxic Gumbo" in New Orleans (too soon?)
At the Cheesequake Rest Area on the Garden State Parkway sitting calmly and patiently near the Burger King.
Cold, tired, lonely, and very disappointed in you.
absolutcalm -- Crazy people on public transport: ignore them, engage them or attack them?
Ignore. You have entered their natural habitat and must respect their dominance therein.
Engage. Study the Crazy. Learn their habits. Search for patterns and trends.
Attack. The Sane will reclaim the underground. Next, we will take back the sidewalks. Park benches will then be within our reach.
demoninmyskull -- Hypothetically, how could someone accidentally stab someone 22 times in the chest? This might be important...
Parkinson's. And an unsecured rug on a waxed floor
"I was just here venting this side of beef and he walked right in front of me!"
"I was just going to stab him once but ever since I got the Carpal Tunnel, I can't open my hands as fast."
Let's keep the demon *in* the skull, shall we?
twicketface -- If someone tells you it is Opposite Day, is it really Opposite Day?
Opposite Days are lame.
Opposite Day? I haven't thought of that in forever! What an AWESUM idea!
soarjubs -- What's the deal with Minneapolis/Saint Paul?
I mean, seriously. Is it like two cities or what?
Are they parts of the same city? Like sections?
Do the cities look similar or something? Is that why they're twins?
I don't get it. I mean. What's the deal with that?
And from me: Today I realized that my train ride is exactly as long as a particular song. Which one is it?
Funeral for a Friend (Love Lies Bleeding) - Elton John
Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
Black #1 - Type O Negative
Theme - Cibo Matto