April 5th, 2006

JOY

Vegetables move one step closer to obsolescence. Or: This candy is good...for me to poop on!

Complimentary with my purchase of $50 or more from drugstore.com, I received a sample of Fiber Choice Hard Candy. Each orange-flavored lozenge contains 2 grams of the valueable dietary fiber most adults are lacking. I'm not sure how I feel about fiber in candy, nor do I want to know how it works. Commence testing.

I also believe I bought men's deoderant by accident. I smell like a dude, but I kind of want to make out with myself.
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