And a special Happy Birthday to soarjubs
: I am ashamed to have found out there is already a 24 video game. I am proud to say mine is cooler.
subbes -- Crab chips?
I want to make some kind of dry skin/crotch fleas joke here but I'm not sure how to phrase it.
Do yourself a favor: Cut out the middleman and start blowing lines of Old Bay.
calamine_tea -- How did Bob Marley become the poster child for todays frat boy?
Print the poster and they will come. Just ask MC Escher.
Anybody that flagrant about their marijuana use was bound to be.
Somebody thought it would be funny to put a copy of Legend in the jukebox of every beerhole in the U.S. to see how they'd react to the black people music. It backfired.
The Numbers Game: They're the only significant population left still listening to him.
observacious -- What can't you buy at Target?
A 1975 "Mean" Joe Greene Topps football card.
Brown Orphans. But once you can, hooboy is that trend over.
soarjubs -- What is my question going to be next week?
Why do people who know someone who is "developmentally disabled" get all pissed off about the word "retard"? I mean, you made up your new word. Retard can go back to meaning stupid.
When the aliens land, what's the first big lie/coverup we're going to have to tell them?
I was a Go-Bot kid. Does that mean I'm destined to be a runner-up?
CHICKS R DUMB CONFIRM/DENY.
htothem -- What will be the most annoying thing our new co-worker does?
Trumpet-sound nose blowing.
At-desk fingernail clipping.
Make snotty suggestions for new processes about projects they don't understand.
Milk the "I'm New" thing for about 3 more months than they should.
eideteker -- What is you favorite dance?
The Happy Dance.
The You-Go-Left-No-I'll-Go-Right-Wait-You-Left-Or-Me Dance.
absolutcalm -- So, desperate housewives is going to be a video game soon. What other inappropriate tv shows should get their own games (what genre? RPG? FPS? MMO? LOLZ? SRLY?)
Lost (MMORPG): Now you can face the smoke thing they forgot about, explore that ship that was so important last season, or even check out those other 2 hatches! Just as many characters and plotlines as the show!
24 (FPS): Become Jack Bauer for 24 straight hours of real time gameplay. No pauses. No pissbreaks. You think you can invincibly switch to your inventory screen in the middle of a terrorist attack? Think again.
Oprah (God): You control the women of America. Monitor their weight, television, reading, and purchasing habits, and you can invent or destroy careers, reshape the cultural lexicon, and fabricate charity with as fleeting a whim as Oprah herself.
American Idol (2d fighter): Choose your teen and go head to head to make the REAL American Idol! From Clay Aiken's lithe jumpy accuracy to that big titted porno chick's slow but heavy slams, each singer's style is interpreted for the ring.
twicketface -- Best condiment for french fries (is this a repeat?). No.
Ketchup & Mayo stirred up.
renob423 -- VW bugs suck (new and old models), why do people buy them?
They like to make clever bug-themed vanity plates. Like BUGBEE or LADYBUG or FEMMBOY.
They got confused as to what the "Bud Vase" would be.
The Cooper Mini was too Anglo.
They are support random acts of violence.
friendship7 -- Do you think landscape architects are guilty of feeding the allergy explosion because of their rampant use of flower-jizz producing male plants?
Maybe if those male plants stopped producing so much jizz you'd be okay.
Probably. But what makes you think the condition of your sinuses is tantamount to outdoor aesthetics?
Wah, snotboy. Take your Claritin and suck it up.
I do. And as soon as we're done suing cookie makers for obesity, we'll start dragging them into court.
pantload -- Identify the man in this picture:
Omigod, that is SO 1999:
Tribal band tattoos.