soarjubs -- I have to wait for this poll to know for certain, but goddamn I hope it's the "CHICKS ONE" it is so LOWLZ It didn't win, but hey, happy belated birthday: CHICKS R DUMB CONFIRM/DENY
And the winner is: soarjubs -- Why do people who know someone who is "developmentally disabled" get all pissed off about the word "retard"? I
mean, you made up your new word. Retard can go back to meaning stupid.
Seriously. Retards are retarded. It's not like they're going to figure out what you mean anyway.
Gayass PC bullshit.
And it's always chicks who get all raggy about it too. Man, chicks are dumb.
There should be a word for those people. Like "hypersensatards" or something.
pantload -- You son dropped the flyball that caused his little league team to lose the game. On the drive home, he's not crying. Does this make you a bad father?
Not unless you give him something to cry about.
Any man who can't teach his son to catch a flyball isn't fit for fatherhood.
If your son isn't crying, the coach better be. Or at least holding an icepack to his eye.
The question is, why aren't you crying?
observacious -- What is the "best" Tom Jones song? ("Best" is defined, in this case, as highest potential for inspiring middle-aged women to throw panties.)
uh, She's A Lady is the only Tom Jones song I know.
Does it really matter what song Tom Jones is singing? Shit, I'll throw panties at Tom Jones just to say I did it.
chaobell -- Best "last day on totally shit job before leaving for greener pastures" gesture?
Send out a mass email detailing everything that's wrong with each employee.
Invite everyone to a goodbye happy hour and then don't show.
Tell everyone you'd love to keep in touch with them, but you'd rather not be reminded of having worked there, so maybe it's better they don't email.
Touch everyone's mouse with the stinkpalm.
bobwhite -- Are Chik Fil A Nuggets Getting Smaller?
No. The box is getting bigger.
Just one more thing we have SuperSize Me to thank for.
In a late attempt to cash in on the Atkins craze, they're just using less breading.
And Leon's getting lllllllllarger!
friendship7 -- Are you going to see Stick It?
Not before I see Lick it.*
Why would I pay $10 to see Stick It when the Delia*s catalog does just fine for free?
I'm ashamed to say I loved Bring it On, and know damn well I'm gonna see it.
htothem -- What's gayer than gay?
Backstage at Avenue Q.
Babs & Liza's Interactive Guide to New England Antiquing.
The Mr. Key West Pageant! Brought to you by Smirnoff Ice.
A rainbow custom paintjob on a Subaru Outback.
renob423 -- what will happen first black president, woman president, or gay president?
Black President: first, we eleminate the cigarette tax on menthols and inititate a nationwide swimming lesson program. Then we begin funding for new voice-recognition technology that will allow full call-and-response audience participation at the movies.
Woman President: first, crying will no longer be a social taboo, women will be granted 3 paid days off per month for menstrual reasons, and math will no longer be an academic requirement.
Gay President: first, the national terror alert will be changed from the color system to a range from "tired" to "fabulous", the Star Spangled Banner will be replaced by Erasure's "Oh, l'Amour", and cutoff jean shorts will be acceptable work attire.
absolutcalm -- So, I saw a guy jerking off at the urinal the other day. I said nothing, walked out, and blogged it. What was a more appropriate reaction?
Step up next to him and make some office smalltalk bullshit like "only 2 more days till Friday!"
Say nothing, jerk off in the stall, walk out, and blog it.
If there is, I can't think of one.
calamine_tea -- What is art?
The result of man's attempt at interpreting the beauty of life.
Whatever pisses off the establishment.
The juxtaposition of faecal matter and religious iconography.
Paintings and stuff.
funboytim -- If the Friday Poll is my soul reason to keep a LiveJournal, is it time to end my LiveJournal?
I can't think of a better reason to have an LJ.
You gotta stay to play, buddy.
No need to rub it in that you have an interesting job that keeps you busy, pal.
It's time to focus and start being more creative. Livejournal is only as good as it's posters.
eideteker -- What time is it?
It's Friday Poll Time!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Does anybody really know what time it is?
clockwatcher -- What is the best thing to do while recovering from surgery?
Solve Paper Mario.
Invite your friends over to share your painkillers with you.
Watch seasons 1-5 of The Sopranos.
One of those big organization projects you've been meaning to do like sorting your files or tidying your closet. YEAH RIGHT LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
twicketface -- What's the lamest excuse for being late?
I came as soon as I felt like it!
My _____ ate my ____.
I thought it was the time change day.
I guess I just flaked.
tarpo -- Why doesn't grandpa move anymore?
None of his friends will help him after the fiasco with the pullout couch.
U-Haul put him on the Do Not Rent list.
He's happy where he is, jeez.
Damned court order.
Death is not an option:
16oz. Raw Egg/Horseradish/Orange Juice/Lougie Smoothie.
Returning an item at Wal Mart on the day after Thanksgiving.