June 25th, 2006

JOY

Once you go Max you never go back.

Colgate Max Fresh Toothpaste with Mini Breath Strips.

I saw the commercials and I was wary. What's the point of little breath strips in toothpaste? Sure I love regular breath strips, but these aren't going to dissolve on your tongue or anything while you're brushing and anyway that's just a stupid attempt to cash in on the whole breath strip craze thing.

Dana's sister had a tube and I could not resist trying. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, breath strips. You're as wonderful in mini-form surrounded by toothpaste as you are on your own.

I pity the inferior toothpaste that will be relegated to the closet before having fulfilled its purpose. Its only purpose. Sure, when I'm down on my luck and out of your wonderful breath strippedness I'll go back to the old stuff, but the old toothpaste and I both know it's a relationship of convenience a mere shade lighter than abuse.