Welcome to Soarjubsia, you poor, poor wretched souls.
Rejoice, for I have come in your direst hour of need to free you from the mind-numbing, tedious polling of one maeincarnate
So, sit back, and get ready to let the good times roll, because if you don't:
I WILL DESTROY YOUR STUPID FACES.
Rules of Soarjubsia:
1) Do not enrage me
2) Do not speak to me unless I've pointed at you with my knobby scepter
3) Do not call my cell phone and talk about your "panties" or "hot sweaty thighs"
4) Do not call me at all, or post for that matter, if you wear black belts with brown shoes (or vice versa, this is known as "The bobwhite
5) Do not try to convince me to do something "because maeincarnate
6) Do not hate the monarch, hate the kingdom
Oh man you guys are in for a treat.
I love you all.
(also, these are not all the rules, but they are the biggies imho)