September 12th, 2007


Kicking Ass and Cleaning Products

In the interest of bettering everyone's lives (and by special request from htothem, here's the list of suggested cleaning products from last week's poll:

Fer Serious:
observacious -- Toilet Duck was awesome but now I can't find it anywhere. :-(
tarpo -- magic eraser is your friend
absolutcalm -- Purple Power. It's like that Orange shit, only TO THE NEXT COLOR LEVEL.
twicketface -- Simple Green - that shit cleans everything!
chaobell -- Two words: Simple. Fucking. Green. Fr srs. <3
subbes -- Borax repels ants (do not use if you have pets)

Fer Funnies:
eideteker -- the bidet
friendship7 -- Mao's hygiene tools
popespydie -- Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner

Fer No-this-isn't-giving-you-another-question-this-week:
renob423 -- i don't clean my house, fuck that shit, it's just gonna get dirty again anyway, let my roomate do that shit or i'll get to it when it's time to move. i don't care how clean my toilet is, i piss in that, why would it be clean?

In other cleanliness news, skin was jumped out of last night when we saw one of these bad boys running across the floor:
Scary, yes. But wait there's more:

Because they eat household pests, house centipedes are considered among the most beneficial creatures that inhabit human dwellings, but because of their alarming appearance, frightening speed, and painful bite, few homeowners are willing to share a home with them.

Well, not us. After the initial shock, we gave the guy a hearty salute and a "welcome aboard". I hope he sticks around. I also hope he realizes the difference between his dancing space and our dancing space.
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