Wow. Four hours and I didn't realize the Poll was all fucked up. Sorry about that, guys.
pooplord -- What is the superior supermarket chain and why? Does renob423 really think we have Kroger (or, uh, "kroker") here? I wish we had a damned Kroker. They are fantastic. Anyhoo, since this is such a regional question and the four of you who read this represent nearly each geographic region of the country, let's go for Best Supermarket Chain Name (not including Piggly Wiggly, because that's just unfair):
eideteker -- What should I do in my last year before turning 30?
Shave something into your head. A word, a symbol, whatever. It's your last chance.
Enjoy these last 12 months of being able to believe that you can fight The Man, resist corporate culturalism and blame anybody but yourself for whatever shit your irresponsibility has landed you in.
Get a hotel room with 8 of your friends while telling the front desk there are only 4 of you.
Crash on a friend's floor one last time/offer your friends a place to stay and not expect scorn for only having floorspace available.
renob423 -- if the state ever does come out on dvd (which it is rumored too) will it be anywhere near as funny as i remember it? are any old shows ever actually as funny as people remember them? No, they usually are not, and the State is no exception. The skits you remember will still be funny but all that stuff between them will make you cringe. It's probably best to just YouTube old favorites. Best recurring State skit?
Old Fashioned Guy
____ with the State prize contests.
Best one-shot State skit:
$240 worth of Pudding.
The orphan game show.
Beating the Snuggle bear to death with an iron.
Two shows came out recently, Tosh 2.0 and Web Soup, both using The Soup's format to sum up internet videos. While I enjoyed watching them, I can't help but think this is a harbringer for lameness that will only push the internets to new levels of some sort of depravity. Why?
What's great about the Soup's format is you can watch the best 15 seconds of all those shows you wouldn't want to dedicate an entire hour (or more) to. These web clips are only about 15 seconds. What service are we getting?
Web Soup casually referred to Two Girls One Cup. There's a reason it's only available on the internet for people familiar with the medium. If my mom calls & asks me what it means or says she "downloaded the url for that Two Girls thing" I'm gonna sue.
If we think the Cheezburger Network overexposed classic memes faster than a white trash pageant mother, just wait.
They are likely to be as in tune with the current intarwebs pulse as the cat lady in the accounting department. Look forward to episode upon episode of such "fresh new clips" as Bubb Rubb, Technoviking, and Numa Numa.
True or false: if you find yourself riding the bus at 9:30 on a Sunday evening, something has gone horribly wrong.