I'm leaving for a weekend in the New York City fairly early tomorrow so here's your poll. Don't open it until tomorrow morning, though:
popespydie -- Whatever happened to predictability?
Predictably, it could only last for so long.
If you can't depend on the Friday Poll, what can you depend on?
If there ever was anything to depend on, it was John Stamos and his dreamy, pan-ethnic appeal.
pooplord -- If you could have any name in the world, what would it be? Gender does not apply.
Furious Asskicker [Surname].
Gilgamesh Thor-Beowulf [Surname].
Hoosegow Kerplunk [Surname].
Dracopegasus Unicorn [Surname].
eideteker -- I can't find temp work. What now?
I understand you can make thousands of dollars a month selling things on eBay you never have to store or handle. Why don't you try that?
Between blood, semen and plasma, there's a decent market for fluids out there.
Stand around the Home Depot parking lot making kissy-faces at the women who come in for paintbrushes and such. Apparently that gets those guys temp work.
Nothing to worry about. The government will take care of us. All of us.
Three of the four items below were left behind by the previous occupant of my new office. Choose the one that wasn't:
A hearing aid. Good god I hope it was a hearing aid.
What I at first thought was a monitor-cleaner but discovered was a handkercheif.
Enough DNA in toenail-clipping form to eventually create his clone.
Not one but two gavels.
And now, please provide your question for next week in the comments. Don't make me regret this, renob.