mac -- best halloween costume for 2009?
Zombie Michael Jackson.
The Balloon Boy Balloon.
pooplord -- Let's say there were actually a movie called "Ass," as there was in Idiocracy. What would it be about?
A Jeremy Piven biopic.
A stunning glimpse into the life of Bert Stern, photographer of Marilyn Monroe's famous "Last Sitting": the man, his muses, and the grittily glamorous life he lead.
Probably a lot like the program of the same title that airs on the Playboy channel every Wednesday evening.
It all started out as fun and games, until this young hacker realized he'd cracked the password of the DNC's main database. Once something has been seen, can it be unseen?
eideteker -- Healthcare Reform, Gay Marriage... what's going to be the next major issue to actually make it through the legislature?
The bipartisan Everybody Is Going To Be Happy And Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen Again We Promise Bill, banning anything unpleasant under penalty of somebody else fixing it.
The Moving Forward By Looking Backwards Mandate, which requires all current elected officals to thoroughly research any possible culpability that can be placed on their predecessors and conduct an official "blamestorm" before assuming responsibility.
HR 3201: No Fat Chicks.
The Negative Reinforcement Act, requiring all Americans show a federally-outlined level of disgust for behaviors deemed improper: smoking, trans-fat consumption, improper recycling techniques, failure to display causeist bumper stickers, et. al.
renob423 -- where did all the frontrunnin fairweathered buckeye fans from 2 years ago go? 1 loss to an unranked team and now all of a sudden people are blue jackets fans. where were all the bluejackets fans in 06? way to stick with your team you fucks.
Yeah, you fucks.
I think it's total horseshit that I can't get candy corn for more than 6 weeks out of the year. Candy Corn season is coming to a close and I'm sad about it.
I'm still not mentally ready for fantasy football season, and it's already week whatever. My favorite part of playing is telling my opponents what cocksuckers they are and I haven't done that once.
It's also close to the end of cauliflower season, or at least cauliflower for less than $3.50 season, which as far as I'm concerned is the end of the season. I like roasted cauliflower a lot.
We got ONE trick-or-treater this year. Granted it was half-raining and it didn't look like anybody else on (what seems to me like an optimal trick-or-treating street) was giving out candy, but our one kid arrived in a car with her mom, came out to get the candy and got back in the car. What happened to Halloween?
Kids can't even walk to the goddamn bus stop by themselves anymore. Like their parents are going to let them go to the end of the street and back.
Indoor mall trick-or-treating allows costumes to be chosen without concern of waterproofing or whether or not a turtleneck can fit underneath it.
Now that peanuts kill children, it's probably a violation of my homeowners insurance to dole out candy anyway.
Kids don't have time to walk around the neighborhood - they're too busy fighting childhood obesity in their exercise clubs and stuff.