pooplord -- Which is worse, contracting swine flu or having a Fiona Apple song stuck in your head?
Dude, swine flu. Fiona Apple has made some excellent music. I would be willing to have Paper Bag stuck in my head for a month if it meant not getting a cold, let alone swine flu.
Swine Flu symptoms: fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, body aches, headache, chills, fatigue, diarrhea and vomiting. Fiona Apple infection symptoms: mental repetition of song, humming or vocal outbursts, inability to recall tunes to other songs.
Swine Flu isn't Fiona Apple. And if it's not Fiona Apple, I don't give a shit.
[ANSWER FOR PEOPLE DUMB ENOUGH TO CHOOSE ILLNESS OVER SONG STUCK IN HEAD].
renob423 -- best snl skit that was made into a shitty movie.
Stuart Saves His Family.
I'd rather not imply that Night At The Roxbury came from a good skit, but it was a very shitty movie.
renob423 -- best movie of an snl skit.
Everybody hated Coneheads but I thought it was pretty funny.
Um, The Waterboy? That sorta counts, right?
renob423 -- best snl cast.
renob423 -- can you name anyone on snl right now?
Chris Purnell or something. The guy who wasn't the long-haired one in Lazy Sunday.
Kristin Weig. Mostly because she made a fool out of herself for some reason in the news a while back.
Is that goddawful Horatio Sanz still on?
renob423 -- will that show ever get taken off the air? Probably not. It's got to be next to free to produce and high school kids will always love it. best sketch comedy of all time?
Kids in the Hall.
Upright Citizens Brigade.
The World's Smallest Mother is pregnant again. At 2'4", "Her second child was born healthy and was more than half her mother’s height/length at birth." Gaze upon that photo in wonder.
I'm reminded of Violet Beauregarde finally tasting the Blueberry Pie.
Her giving birth must look like when you unroll a balled-up pair of socks.
Forget how she gives birth - how does she walk? Does she even need to?
Don't know what that giant pink hypo in the foreground is for. Don't wanna know. Don't wanna think about it.