I just wanna say, as much as I may bust their balls, big ups to eideteker
for keeping the dream alive.
eideteker -- Have none of you pathetic earthlings game?
Observe the jumping prowess of our dark-skinned brethren! The melanin-deficient ones seem incapable!
Sadly we are gameless. That our species has procreated at all is a mystery to most. We employ the apex of our simple technologies merely to enhance or provide the illusion of game.
Your maternal incubator is so intelligence-deprived that she surmised "having game" inferred her weekly participation in the random letter/number ball drawing activity!
We have more game in our fifth phalanges than you have in your entire Hydrostatic skeleton!
renob423 -- if there was a maid service that only employed midgets to come over and clean your house, would you be more likely or less likely to hire them? what about midgets that changed your oil on your car? is midget an un pc term for little people?
More likely. There's nothing worse than dusty baseboards or crud in the corners missed by the vacuum.
Less likely. Their height must make vacuum operation more difficult and potentially ineffective.
renob423 -- what about midgets that changed your oil on your car? is midget an un pc term for little people?
More likely. They'd probably be faster since they don't have to lift the car as high.
More likely. I would like to see the sort of ladder contraption necessary for them to reach the engine.
renob423 -- is midget an un pc term for little people?
You know it is, retardo.
Let's talk about the euphemisms our parents used for unpleasant things. My parents used the word(s)_________ for farting:
My parents used the word(s)_________ for shitting:
My parents used the word(s)_________ for urinating:
My parents used the word(s)_________ for genitalia:
I'm sure we're all fully aware of the decennial census that is being conducted. Have you completed your census form?
No, I haven't gotten it.
No, I don't give a shit.
No, but someone in my household will.
Do you recall the 2000 Census? Did you fill it out?
I have no memory of it.
I didn't complete it but I'm sure someone else in my household did.
It has been ten years since the last Census. I vividly remember filling it out from the 3-bedroom apartment I shared with two of my college friends and how different my answers are now to 10 simple questions. Which of the following things have changed in your life since 2000? Check all that apply.
I switched from renting to owning my home.
I no longer have roommates.