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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
April 2nd, 2010 
Poll #1546576 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

sirrani -- Is my love affair with food unhealthy?

Unlike so many other love affairs, food will always be there for you, willing to change to your every whim, and wait until you're ready for it. There's no love affair more healthy.
As long as you don't get the feeling like you're being stalked every time you pass a fast food joint, you should be fine.
Healthy? Unhealthy? Let your bathing suit be the judge of that.
A love affair with food is pretty much what separates us from monkeys.

eideteker -- Has the Internet ruined April Fools Day forever? Is there no cure? I'm not sure what you mean by this. Possible interpretations:

Any prank is easily verifiable.
The ease of internet pranking has made shitty, halfassed pranks ubiquitous.
That we've been reduced to having to point out the joke so obviously that it defeats the purpose.
That it's actually made people pay attention to April Fools Day?

Work gave us a half day today to get an early start on the weekend. On days like this, I

Don't bother coming in. Fuck it, nobody's there, nothing's going to get done anyway. I'd rather sleep in.
Always come in. Nobody's there, nothing's going to get done anyway. It's like getting a free goofoff pass.

Ugh. Perils of "chexting" hit spotlight blah blah blah. I couldn't even get through the article.

Cheating + texting = chexting? It's like they're not even trying anymore.
Who the fuck is this Jesse James clown? I didn't even realize Sandra Bullock was alive still until about 6 months ago, let alone that she was married.
Wow, between the sex addiction problem and using a phone that's normally on your person at all times that your spouse doesn't have a good chance to look at for contacting your adulterer, it's like the world is upside down.
Next month's chick magazines are going to be full of "is your man chexting" quizzes that further confirm if one gleans any insight from said quiz, their relationship is fucked anyway.


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