The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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I don't understand why it takes so many women so long to shop for shoes. I went to DSW last night to look for shoes to go with my new dress, and it took me less than 20 minutes to find out that the three suitable pairs in the store were deathly uncomfortable.

During the 15 minutes I spent searching the store for those three pairs, all I had to do was cruise the aisles at a quick gait, glancing at each pair. Whore shoes, whore, whore, whore, frumpy, whore, ugly, whore, stupid pointy shoes, whore, frumpy, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, whore, whore, whore, frumpy, ugly, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, awful color, whore, ugly, whore, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, whore. I mean, how can it take more than half a second to determine that whore shoes are whore shoes and therefore entirely unnaccepable? 5inch heels, 16 straps and an open toe, with some side fringe = whore. That's it. End of story. Next shoe please.
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