I realized as I was stepping onto the train that I forgot pajamas. I have an hour layover in Houston, so I’m thinking about buying Houston and/or Texas-themed boxer shorts.
I am filled with anticipation about this trip. I have no idea what to expect. Having never been further west than Graceland (except for those four minutes I spent being lost in Arkansas), I have no idea what California looks like. Sure I’ve seen pictures and stuff, but I really don’t know what it’s like out there. Are the streets going to be lined with Avocado? Will everyone be wearing tiny little Bebe or FCUK shirts? Should I pitch a screenplay just for the fun of it, or should I start moping that I can’t get said screenplay read?
The True Hollywood Story for Beverly Hills 90210 was on last night. Coincidence? I think not.