The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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Hi. I'm in fifth grade.

I really need to grow up.

Moments ago, I was preparing my lunch as usual, and as usual, someone makes a comment about how I am about to eat a salad or how I'm shaking the salad around in the Gladware so the dressing is evenly distributed. Normally, the comments are about how loud the shaking sound is, or some even more inane comment about how I eat so well or how this bowl of raw vegetables actually looks good to them.

Today, the guy in the kitchen mindlessly said, "tossing a salad, huh?" to which I doubled over in Butthead-style laughter. He merely blinked at me.

Salad tossing jokes: NSFW
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