I thought "Ben Affleck's Bachelor Party Is Back On ! ! !" was the best one I had gotten:
HOLLYWOOD-Ben Affleck's bachelor party with his hometown Boston buddies was recently canceled after his fiancé Jennifer Lopez threw an angry fit. It now appears to be back on, courtesy of his buddies who entered Affleck into vegassexparty.com! The reality-based Adult website is becoming increasingly famous for sending drawing-contest winners to Sin City for fantasy weekends which combine gambling, strippers, booze and other party favors…all of which seem to be some of Affleck's bigger demons. ... "I know a lot of people out there think J-lo's a mean spirited, no-talent-ass clown. I personally think she's one of the top 10% female Puerto Rican entertainers living in Los Angeles. I just hope that she can grow up and let her future exhusband off his short leash for one last night of freedom!" quipped Mahoney.
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