To the lanky moron who stood in front of the closing door of the metro train: the chime means the doors are closing. Please do not block the door as others are trying to get on.
To the dumb twat who stopped at the top of the escalator to talk to her friend: No, Excuse You. Please do not stop at the top of a motorized staircase. People behind you are still moving.
And is it too much to ask for a diet beverage to have Vitamin C in it? Jesus. You'd think I was looking for soemthing fortified with Extacy.
Tonight, I will be taking several Benadryl at 9:30 and sleeping until I can't sleep anymore. I too am feeling an Early Bug and between my birthday party and a short five days to Vegas, I need to sleep this off.