The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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Tasting My Size 9 1/2's

So tonight: I'm at coldblackncold's tremendously tame office Christmas party. I'm chatting with one of his closer work friends, and we get to one of those mmm-hmm-sip-drink-nothing-to-say moments. I turn to his friend and say:

"so...when does the pole dancing start?"

He looks at me for a second and says, "I really don't think you should make judgments on people until you get to know them"

"Who?!?!" I ask.

He says, "someone know..."

"What are you talking about?"

"She's a nice girl. You should get to know her before you say things."


"Wait, what do you mean?"

"I'm making a joke about how this is a lame party and when is the craziness going to start.

"Oh. I misunderstood. I thought you were talking about Lisa."

"What? Okay, let's start this joke over again. 'When's the conga line gonna start?'"

"Okay, that's better."

Then Mick's other friend asks me if the guy divulged where she strips.

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