The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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I was promised cake.

Signing office birthday cards or farewell/going-away cards may be the single most socially awkward aspect of corporate culture. What the hell do you say to these people?

"Happy Birthday! How does it feel to have squandered another year of your precious life under the same fluorescent bulb? May there be many more!"

"Hi, I don't know anything about you outside of the fact that we spend 40 hours a week in the same room. Good Luck for the rest of your life, because this is the last time I'll be a part of it."

It's worse than signing yearbooks. In protest, I have signed today's card-for-a-stranger: "Have a neat summer -Megan"
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