The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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Ohm Shanti Shanti Ohm

I just booked flight and hotel for a 4-day Va-cay with the Momz in Puerto Rico this May.

I will practice yoga regularly until then. I must demonstrate the utmost patience and control in order to surpass our usual 36-hour arguement threshold and enjoy this.

I mean, christ. Look at this hotel. Mother/Daughter squabbles can not ruin this for me.

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