Due to the power being turned off in our building tonight, IT asks that everyone please shut down their computer this evening as you are leaving. Also please turn off your monitor and any other devices that may be attached to your computer. This will prevent damage from occurring as a result of a power surge when the electric service is returned to the building. If you have any questions or need any assistance turning off a device please do not hesitate to call the Help Desk.
Mother of Christ, if you have questions or need assistance TURNING SHIT OFF you probably aren't smart enough to operate the telephone to call the help desk in the first place.