So someone at work bought this tin thing of froofy popcorn and you know what a sucker I am for that yellow cheddar flavored powder shit on popcorn, so I'm mawing down on some kernels, and the next thing I know, BAM! I'm crunching on tooth. I mean, seriously. I know my teeth are shit, but this is ridiculous. I gotta eat more soft things. Like cheese and stuff. But not bagels. My mom bit into a bagel one time and four of her teeth got stuck in it. like she bit into wet cement or something. No shit.