He turns on the light and gently lets me know it's him. I mumble that I saw him in a multicolor Spiderman costume and he laughs it off. It has been well documented that I often think about comic book superheroes when startled awake, so he was not terribly surprised.
Luckily I realized my boyfriend was in reality not a 6'2" plastic action figure in time to open some presents. New Britney Spears CD? CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?
*I've been reading a ToyFare compilation book before bed recently.