Woke up at 9:15 and thought to myself, "hey, awesome. I'll get up early and tet TONS of stuff done today!"
Roll over and wake up at 10:46 (I swear to god, it's been 10:46 every time) and think, "well, this isn't so bad. Still a decent start to the day."
And then I wake up at noon, realise the whole early thing is blown, watch TV, eat too much cereal, and spend the next few hours editing my to-do list in order to justify having done nothing but watch TV and eat too much cereal.