1. I wonder what the clamor of thousands of people who figured "Two Weekends a Month? Two weeks a year? No problem!" simultaneously dropping whatever they were holding and shouting "THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS" sounds like.
2. With his little Te-jas accent, every time GW said "Terror" I heard "Terah" and thought of him wearing a Scarlet O'Hara dress protecting his plantation from the Yankees. "Yankees in Terah? I just won't think about that now...I'll think about it tomorrah."
3. The whole event reminded me of a cross between a Catholic mass and a pep rally. Stand up, sit down, fight! Fight! Fight!