The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

  • Mood:


So this biker is in this biker bar, enjoying his beer as quietly as a biker can in a biker bar. This slurring drunk guy comes up to him and says "hey man. I just got back from your GRANDMOTHER's house". The biker takes a sip of his beer, ignoring the drunk. "and I nailed your GRANDMOTHER." The biker slowly turns to the drunk, who says "and she LIKED IT.". The biker takes another sip of his beer, stares at the drunk and says:

"Go home, Grandpa. You've had too much to drink."

  • The End of an Era

    Taking the Bus to Work 15-20 minutes ride time, walking to and from bus stops, and the mandatory 5 minute early arrival for ensured bus…

  • For the Honor of Greyskull

    Last week, in the name of nerdly research, I needed to look at some pictures of She-Ra. Concerned about viewing on my work computer the sort of…

  • Energy, Efforts, and the Ebbs and Flows Thereof

    For the second workplace in a row, I have discovered that my idea of logical trash can placement is not congruent with the cleaning staff's. For me,…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 1 comment