Additional benefits include silky hair and...digestion you could set your watch to.
My health insurance company can go get fucked. I have mailed in the same claims 4 times and they have failed to acknowledge receipt of them 4 times. In fact, insurance companies, towing companies, and check cashing places can all go get fucked. Email me if you would like a particular industry added to this list.
Big ups to D. Gupta of the Arlington County parking violation review board for not only making good on his promise to remove the late fee for my expired emissions inspection ticket should I prove I got the inspection, but nixing the whole darned thing. You have saved me $70. I should mail you a cookie.
I reached a new level of Metro bitchery today, giving a piece of my mind to the train operator himself. Every day this asswipe pulls the 8:12am 4 car train up to the point where the 6 car trains are supposed to stop, leaving a 2-car long gap at the end of the platform, causing passengers to run to and then cram into the last car. I asked him if he was aware he was only carrying 4 cars and his excuse was if he stopped so that the train was at the end, the people in the front of the platform would have to run. I asked him why he is the only conductor who hasn't yet figured out how to center the train on the platform, then hopped into the nearest door, fearing he would close me out of them.