Gamer has suggested an experimental Single Elimination, 64-Seed tournament to run for the next few weeks to find the champion of the Shitty Celebrities.
Any celebrity that is:
In the interest of nonpartisanship, political figures or newspeople do not qualify, including but not limited to: George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Al Franken, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter or Maureen Dowd.
Certain celebrities' participation can be qualified by era, i.e., "Family-Movie Eddie Murphy", "Post-Drugs Aerosmith", etc.
It is quite possible that one man's star is another man's shitty celebrity. It could also come to pass that one bracket contains, in your opinion, two nonshitty celebrities. Please choose the celebrity that sucks less.
I hope to start this tomorrow, as I will be traveling on Friday. Therefore: Please submit any suggestions you may have to the 64 contestants via comment. The more ideas you suggest, the less chance celebrites you don't think suck will qualify.
Family-Movie Eddie Murphy
Yoko-Ono John Lennon
The Enzite Guy
Omarosa (The Apprentice)
Serious-Movie Steve Martin
Matthew Lesko (the get cash from the government guy)
Queer Eye for the Straight Guys
Mid-90's SNL Cast (Brewer/Shannon/Oteri/Kattan, et al)
50 "Fiddy" Cent
Billy Mays (The screaming Oxy-Clean guy)
Mary Kate and Ashely Olsen
"Newly"weds Nick & Jessica
Jared from Subway
Any MTV Talking Head that's not Kurt Loder
Ty "Trading Sears" Pennington
Anyone from Blue Collar TV
Anyone who's been on Real World or Road Rules after Season Four