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The Worst: Week 1

The Worst
Rules:
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.

The winner of the matches will go on to face more shitty celebrities, the loser will be elimiated. In short: to move forward is to suck more. To be elimiated is to suck less.

Bitching about how someone you love/respect/think is awesome has made it on the list or ended up defeating someone you think is far shittier than they, is a foul. Them's the ropes. All contestants were democratically chosen and their caliber has been decided by popular vote. You may simply have bad taste. Don't comment or start flames about how so-and-so has no place in this or should never have beaten whoever.

Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst

Voting for week 1 will close on Thursday, April 21. Week 2 voting will begin Friday, April 22.

Week 1: First round North and South:

Poll #474750 The Worst - Week 1 North & South

North Bracket: 1 vs. 16

#1 Seed: Paris Hilton
37(77.1%)
#16 Seed: Billy "Oxy Clean" Mays
11(22.9%)

North Bracket: 2 vs. 15

#2 Seed: Ben Affleck
19(39.6%)
#15 Seed: Kid Rock
29(60.4%)

North Bracket: 3 vs. 14

#3 Seed: Eminem
25(52.1%)
#14 Seed: Drew Barrymore
23(47.9%)

North Bracket 4 vs. 12

#4 Seed: Woody Allen
18(37.5%)
#13 Seed: Evanesence
30(62.5%)

North Bracket 4 vs. 13

#5 Seed: Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen
22(45.8%)
#13 Seed: Dennis Rodman
26(54.2%)

North Bracket 6 vs. 11

#6 Seed: Starr Jones, esq.
33(68.8%)
#11 Seed: Ty "Trading Sears" Pennington
15(31.2%)

North Bracket 7 vs. 10

#7 Seed: Mariah Carey
28(58.3%)
#10 Seed: George Lucas
20(41.7%)

North Bracket 8 vs. 9

#8 Seed: Ray Romano
21(43.8%)
#9 Seed: Fitness Celebrity John Basedow
27(56.2%)

South Bracket 1 vs. 16

#1 Seed: Jared from Subway
35(76.1%)
#16 Seed: Carmen Electra
11(23.9%)

South Bracket 2 vs. 15

#2 Seed: Yoko-Ono Era John Lennon
29(60.4%)
#15 Seed: Jennifer Garner
19(39.6%)

South Bracket 3 vs. 14

#3 Seed: J-Lo
19(39.6%)
#14 Seed: Dr. Phil
29(60.4%)

South Bracket 4 vs. 13

#4 Seed: Whoopi Goldberg
28(58.3%)
#13 Seed: Michael Stipe
20(41.7%)

South Bracket 5 vs. 12

#5 Seed: Family-Movie Eddie Murphy
26(54.2%)
#12 Seed: Moby
22(45.8%)

South Bracket 6 vs. 11

#6 Seed: Anna Nicole Smith
36(76.6%)
#11 Seed: Jimmy Fallon
11(23.4%)

South Bracket 7 vs. 10

#7 Seed: Howard Stern
25(52.1%)
#10 Seed: Brittany Murphy
23(47.9%)

South Bracket 8 vs. 9

#8 Seed: "Newly"weds Nick & Jessica
25(52.1%)
#9 Seed: 50 "Fiddy" Cent
23(47.9%)
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