Paris Hilton: you have demonstrated the absolute lack of talent, the mystifying achievement of celebrity, and the cornea-searing overexposure deserving of The Worst. You suck. You suck more than 63 of your nominated peers. You were a sucking force to be reckoned with since Week One and have, to no one's real surprise, sucked to the very end.
Congratulations, Paris. You are The Worst.