My computer, purchased upon the demise of Musicmaker.com (the first, and sadly likely best job I ever had) for the mere sum of $150 lives on. Perhaps in more of a Promethean sense than Dell had ever intended this workplace desktop email-reading-machine ever to be, but it lives on nevertheless. Thanks to the scraps left behind by Mickey's computer upgrade, and the skill and patience of the Married-Computer-Nerd Team of Rob and Leanne, I am able to start up in less than 8 minutes, Play Sims2, and best of all, there is a lovely blue light emitting from the fan. Thanks to all of you. Kebabs are on me.