> > 8 Easy Steps:
> > Should you happen upon a peace rally by some naive, hemp-shirt-wearing,
> > tree-hugging, spotted owl loving, vegetarian, (you get the idea) ACLU
> > idiots, follow these easy steps to teach them why force is sometimes
> > needed:
> > 1) Approach dumb, rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying
> > there should be no military response.
> > 2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate
> > highlighting that this is not retaliation or retribution but prevention of
> > further loss of life by fanatic weirdos.
> > 3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
> > 4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just
> > cause more innocent deaths,which would be awful and we should not cause
> > more violence."
> > 5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
> > 6) When he gets back up to up to punch you, point out that it would be a
> > mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be
> > awful and he should not cause more violence."
> > 7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional
> > violence.
> > 8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.
> > Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is
> > right and necessary to punch back.