On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 not at all - 10 total clutterfreak), how much of a pack rat are you?
When considering what to throw out/give to Goodwill, what's the gauge against which you judge what stays and what goes?
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being no chance in hell - 10 I'm pretty damn sure), what are the chances that you have a foodstuff in your home that has passed its expiration date?
If you squeeze a 2-liter soda bottle down before putting the cap on, it will stay freshly carbonated longer.
Which of these snacks are better when they're a little stale?
They say you're supposed to change that box of baking soda in your fridge once every three months.
How many ice cube trays do you have in your freezer?
Do you have an ice cube bucket?
If yes, when do you crack more ice into the bucket?
You put an ice cube tray back in the freezer with one goddamn cube left in it. Explain yourself, you rude sack of shit.
And to end on a more pleasant note: