In lieu of some clever, perhaps slightly hip, musings about her hilarious personal happenstances and observations, this journal now belongs to me, soarjubs. While my personal journal is infinitely more clever, showing stirring diatribes about the true, hidden meanings of reality (focused through the lens of harsh, unbelievably intelligent witticism and uncannily appropriate vocabulary), I have deigned to lower myself to you: The Common LJers.
You see, our heroines' repeated sassy behavior has resulted in a harsh banning at my hands (in this comments thread right here)
Don't bother clicking though, as her sassy comments have since been removed by my hand, so as to not give the general LJ populace (YOU) any undue hope that they can oust me from my seat as current LJ Dictator.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE A SASS-FREE ENVIRONMENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.