I have this theory about vodka and black olives. See I hate them both, and just a drop of one is enough to taint everything around it. So, how do you fit into this theory?
It's time to make your own salad! Step on up to the SALAD BAR!!!
We just got an email from our CFO saying our paychecks "didn't hit the bank". Proper response?
Some cunt sent me an email yesterday that had neither a greeting nor a signature, just a single question with not one, not two, but FOUR question marks.
On a scale of 1 to 10, just how freaking gaffed off about work do I seem right now?
When I grow up, I wanna be a: