The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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Just when you thought the Low Carb thing was over

This is the back of my freshly-opened Raisin Bran box:

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

What are the Best Movies on DVD?

That's right, folks. Love Potion #9, Lake Placid, Dr. Dolittle, some Beverly Hillbillies episodes, Not Spy Kids, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Airheads, and perennial punchline Jumpin' Jack Flash.

Free. With 5 proofs of purchase.

The shit one ends up with after eating 5 boxes of Raisin Bran has never been so metaphorical.
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