soarjubs -- I refuse to answer Pantload's crappy question, and instead, I'm protesting here.
You realize this "protest" of yours is about as effectual as an IMF rally, yes?
Yeah man. That question sucked. To eleven.
As of right now, 10 people want to fight you.
verymandy -- What is the most informative and/or entertaining site on the entire internet?
CNN. That Wolf Blitzer keeps me in stitches. Too bad they can't report the news for shit.
http://www.yourethemannowdog.com The Original and the Best
wikipedia - all the "information" the unemployed can make up for the internet
funboytim -- What are the chances of an Internet blind date actually being attractive?
Like finding the $20K Instant Win scratchoff ticket
With so many people in the internet blind dating pool nowadays, the odds have got to be pretty good. Right? Right?
Oh please god throw me a bone. Something. Just no hairy moles or humpbacks. Is that too much to ask?
What do they know about being attractive? They're blind.
demoninmyskull -- What kind of sound is made when you break someone's nose with a Tickle Me Elmo?
a sound so complimentarily oxymoronic that once uttered will forever be heard but can never be uttered again
the crushing sound of slaughtered innocence
friendship7 -- What have I got in my pocket?
It must give us three guesses.
Keys, tic-tacs, a book of matches, 47¢
From the looks of things, I don't think you know either.
No way. I'm not falling for this one again.
eideteker -- Ok, thanks for letting us know.
Way to blow your question.
twicketface -- Would you rather never have to floss again or never have to grocery shop again?
Gross, dude. I'd rather starve than have a life of sweaterteeth.
If I stopped grocery shopping, I wouldn't have to floss as much.
I find a calmness in the mundanity of flossing, whereas grocery shopping is tedious and time-consuming.
I find a calmness in the mundanity of grocery shopping, whereas flossing is tedious and time-consuming.
andthesparrows -- Why do public toilet seats have a gap in the front?
The designers knew it would be a laugh riot when one of those little support feet goes out and the seat starts wobbling and shifting around the bowl.
Two Words: Dick Cheese
To keep people subconsciously aware that they are not on their home toilet to prevent such embarrassments as the Constanza Shirt Removal Incident.
6 less inches to dutifully sanitize every day.
popespydie -- yay for text box. yay for job
yay for smelly soaps. yay for monkeys
yay for chocolate milk. yay for taxicabs
yay for nerf balls. yay for pineapples
yay for beer specials. yay for gum
tarpo -- After having everything cool in my apartment stolen, what should I replace first? Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, My TVs
Shit, man. What a depressing question
The Gamecube. Call the PS2 and Xbox a loss and wait for the NextGens
Without the TVs, the other items are useless
Imagine if thieves only stole things to be pricks. Like if they broke in your house and just stole your controllers. What assholes.
renob423 -- what is dick forte up to these days?
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED
About 9.25" soft
After last week's Bear Brawl, all bets are off
A life of shame. Poor Dick Forte.
frockazulu -- what style of car do you drive? car/truck/van/wagon/motorcycle (ok fine I won't try to witty this one up. All Science-like:)
Got any inflamed, burning questions for the internets?