renob423 -- what fameous people were also born on my birthday?
Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman
Brian Doyle Murray
Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake
htothem -- Exactly how delicious are Mr. Pibb + Red Vines?
Even more delicious if you use the red vines as straws IN the Mr. Pibb.
funboytim -- Here am question: If my presidential campaign platform was officially switching the definitions of hemorrhoid and asteroid, would you vote for me?
Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Definately. Think of the retro-Atari marketing possibilities for Preparation H commercials.
Where do you stand on the driveway/parkway debate?
If this were what politics were really about, I'd run for office too. I have plenty of ideas about the official renaming of our northern neighbor, Canadia.
friendship7 -- Am I the only person in the world that can't fit earbuds into his ears?
Fit? Yes. Comfortably? No.
I hope so, you tiny-eared freak.
bobwhite -- Bob am here. Peas and carrots or shit and stink?
Peas and Carrots
Cookies and Milk
Schwag weed and a Dave Matthews concert
absolutcalm -- Seriously. Why is Uwe Boll allowed to live?
Seriously. Nobody gives a shit whether or not House of the Dead is good. Those who would see it will see it either way. Those who won't, won't.
Nerds don't "allow" people to live. You're assuming that there's some sort of Nerd Benevolence at work here.
Convince him to move to Amsterdam and switch topics from Video Games to Documentaries. (too political?)
Michael Bay is still alive. Why shouldn't Uwe Boll be?
eideteker -- RJD or RDJ? (Ronne James Dio or Richard D James)
Ronnie James Dio
Edward James Olmos
twicketface -- Shoulder hair - what gives?
We've only been evolving for a short while, all time considered. A few remnants here and there aren't that unexpected.
Shoulder hair? What about ear hair?
It's your body's natural defense against muscle shirts.
You can tell a man's age by counting his shoulder hairs.
tarpo -- Stay the heck off my lawn! Damn kids
That frisbee is MINE now. It's on MY property.
How would you like to come into my basement for some popsicles? Come on now dont make me beg!
Your windows are totally going to get broken someday.
I'm missing TV Guide volume forty-one, number thirty-one.
demoninmyskull -- Milkshakes?
Is that what brought all the boys to tarpo
We have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.
That's not pudding.
calamine_tea -- Why do they call it Hamburger Helper when it does just fine on it's own?
I don't like the assumption that hamburger needs any help from sodium powder and egg noodles.
You get plenty of meat at home. Be polite. Have some catsup.
If they didn't call it Hamburger Helper, it would have to be called "Pasta-Roni In A Different Box".
"Ground Beef Budget Stretcher" doesn't advertise well.
pooplord -- A sphincter says what?
I get it. So if I say "what" that makes me a sphincter.
I beg your pardon?
1993 called. It wants its joke back.
clockwatcher -- do you think the campaign "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" has led to any divorces?
No. The key word in the phrase is stays. If everything that happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, there'd be no need for divorce.
Yes. As hard as you may try, chlamydia doesn't stay where it happened, Vegas or not.
I hope the spouse of whoever penned that stupid little catchphrase dumped their ass after the fifth time they saw that horny-woman-in-limo commercial.
If your marriage could be tempted by a commercial, you were divorce-bound anyway.
There was a young gentleman in the coffee shop this morning who appeared attractive until he opened his mouth and ordered a "medium Earl Grey decaf". Judge me based on my repulsion:
Justified. Any "man" who orders a decaf Earl Grey tea is suspect. And if he's going to get decaf Earl Grey, why not just go for the large? Are those 4 extra ounces too much intensity for ya?
Overreactive. Maybe he just likes tea and gets jittery with too much caffeine. That shouldn't make him unattractive.