htothem -- Fuck the Friday Five. QOD FOREVER!!!
People still do the Friday Five? How 2002.
Fuck it. Fuck it right in the ear.
Anything that asks you to "write your answers then post them in your LJ" is lame.
pooplord -- Seriously, is the "rock star / librarian" trend overplayed, not not yet tapped into? I'm just looking for someone to tell me how stupid my career plans are. Mej Note: You've come to the right place.
Unless you plan on being in the video for a cover of Hot for Teacher, the rocker/librarian thing is out.
Considering your odds of making it as a Rock Star, choosing a dead profession for a backup isn't the best idea.
While the Librarian-by-day, Rock-star-by-night thing may not be tapped into, the rock star dressed like a librarian sure is.
Neither of these things really amount to a "career" or a "plan": "Pipedream" and "Minimum-Wage Part Time Job" are more appropriate terms.
absolutcalm -- Children in breakfast commercials are cruel little bastards. Concoct ironic revenge scenes to vindicate those poor, abused mascots (Please include Apple Stroodle from the crazy-good pop-tarts ads. Poor little guy... all he wanted was to LIVE!!) Mej Note: Thanks to TiVo, my knowledge of commercials stops at 2004. I have no idea who Apple Stroodle is.
After "stealing" his GHB-laced bowl of Trix, the Rabbit smuggles the childrens' limply unconscious bodies to Trinidad, and opens the doors to his new kiddieporn ring: Tricks are for Kids.
Lucky the Leprechaun breaks into each one of the children's homes, steals their most prized possession, makes films of himself destroying the objects in vile ways, and posts them on MySpace. How do YOU like it when someone steals your lucky charms?
Sonny locks the children in an abandoned funhouse and see how long it will take them to go Coockoo for the bowl of what clearly is not Cocoa Puffs".
Local parent severs child's hand with kitchen knife: "Leggo my Eggo".
renob423 -- who is the best simpson's character?
observacious -- Who will win this season's "Amazing Race"?
Yelling Husband & Doormat Wife
Mamacita & Chicadee
The Spaz Hippie Guys
clockwatcher -- How long does it take you to come up with the answers to these polls? Answer: From when I get in at about 9 until when it's posted, with work distraction. And if I remember, about 1/2 hour on Thursday night. So I'll say about 2-3 hours. G-Force vs. Voltron.
eideteker -- Is there any reason to go on living? I'm asking for a friend.
The answer is in the question: Friends like you.
Venture Brothers Season 2: June 11, 2006
Every day is a gift.
If you have to come on LJ and ask people to be your friend, there's no reason to go on living.
funboytim -- What are the four worst-case scenarios which could result from dating your best friend's sister?
When she realizes that the story her brother tells involving the Jager shots and the 60-year-old hooker is about you.
Getting caught up in the moment of guytalk and accidentally telling your best friend what his sister's pussy tastes like.
Your sister is fair game now.
It’ll be just like a movie: You fall in love with your best friend's sister, so he has to fight you. In the rain. But he realizes as his friend, you will make a good boyfriend for his sister, so you give each other a loving yet sternly heterosexual hug.
petdance -- Why is Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so good to me? He shines benevolently on my dining choices.
Two words: Sliced. Franks.
We've been eating Chef Boy-ar-Dee products since we could successfully bring our fingers to our mouths. It's more comforting to us than our mothers' milk.
We all love sodium. And the Chef sure ain't stingy.
He may, but whatever you do, don't give Beef-a-Roni to a horse.
twicketface -- What's a podcast I should be listening to?
I have little to no experience with these "podcasts". It sounds to me like your iPod doesn't have enough music on it.
Something about the news? I dunno.
A "Celebrity Picks" podcast. I want to listen to what Lindsay Lohan listens to.
Podcasts would be so much cooler if they were domes that you were isolated in for a period of time that healed broken bones.
In honor of this Sunday's gift to the world, which deceased Sopranos character do you miss most?
Jackie "Little Lord 'The Poo Ass' Fuckpants" Jr.