coldblackncold -- Where is my Snakes on a Plane?
You had snakes on a plane. You loved them.
We all have our Snakes on a Plane. We are just too busy working and stuff to be able to release it.
While it is inevetable that foolish mortals will attempt to duplicate Snakes on a Plane, it will never be. You do not have Snakes on a Plane. Nobody does.
Stuck on the security line. I don't know what they were thinking only getting to the airport 45minutes before departure
observacious -- What is the most soul-sucking thing in existence?
Rt. 95 North between Richmond and Fredricksburg
bobwhite -- The Cadberry Egg question.[In fairness to those who I have ridiculed for nonquestions past, allow me to interpret this nugget of Bobspeak for you. What he means is "Remember that txt I sent you last week? Post that question."The Cadbury Egg: Yea or Nay?]
It always seems like such a good idea until I crack it open and get that goo all over my hands and then after two or three slurps of it I get the early symptoms of insulin shock.
soarjubs -- If there was a Facts of Life Royal Rumble Ladder Match, who would be the last girl standing and with what move would she finish off her last opponent??
While Jo had Blair backed up against the ropes, Natalie shook Tootie off the ladder and pulled a Superfly off the top rung.
After Jo made short work of Natalie and Tootie, Blair choked her off with her patented Double-D Sleeper Hold.
Blair, showboating to the crowd after catching Tootie and Natalie in a crisscrossed clothesline, got treated to a little chin music when Jo came down off the ladder with the baseball bat.
Things were looking bad for Tootie after she took a backbreaker from Blair and Jo came up from behind with a chair. Out of nowhere, theme music cues up and the entire cast of Living Single storms the ring and starts tossing white girls left and right.
demoninmyskull -- When is a pair of socks worth 5 dollars?
When there's 500 pennies in them.
When they have some asshole's name embroidered on the cuff.
When it's not just the...recepticle...if you catch my drift.
Who am I kidding? Socks are never worth $5.
htothem -- What should I make for dinner?
Poached Mahi Mahi with a rasberry coulis
Mac & Cheese with Wiener Slices
absolutcalm -- Who is the one literary author most deserving of awesome mutant super abilities (and what abilities would they have?)
Edgar Allan Poe - Polymorph: Quoth the Raven, "I'll peck your eyes out fucker if you don't pony up the morphine."
William S. Burroughs - Talking Asshole. 'Nuff said.
Danielle Steele - Mind control: a few mere words and all women within earshot are reduced to drooling automatons.
J.D. Salinger - Immortality: He never looks a day over 17.
eideteker -- SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
SHOW ME THE BEADS!
You're going to have to try a little harder than that.
calamine_tea -- How the hell did 10 years pass by so quickly?
Now that summers are nothing more than a few hotter months, years don't have as many symbolic time periods. It's all a climate-controlled blur.
The post-high school years have been some of the most exciting and fun years of my life. I don't know if I could have sustained this level of living had I felt all 10.
Our moms were right. We need curfews to regulate our body clocks and whatnot.
funboytim -- Why is everybody out having fun, riding bikes, and cornholing without their little brother?
Where are those mentor programs when you need them?
It all seems like good fun with the bike riding part, but they know they don't want their brothers mixed up in this cornholing business.
They couldn't hack it.
I know it feels weird being the only one out cornholing with your little brother. Maybe they just don't have little brothers, or maybe you're just a sicko who likes to do shit like that with your family.
friendship7 -- City Hall attacked by swarm of bees. True or false. [DAMMIT PEOPLE ENOUGH WITH THE BEES]
Bees Swarm City Hall, Mayor Feels the Sting
Journalist Probe Turns Into Bee Sting
Mayor Learns Sometimes Vinegar Can Attract More Bees
Swarm Attack Dismissed as Buzz
twicketface -- Why do people fail upward at my company?
Those who failed upward before them need to make sure they're the most competent one, thus, the bigger you fail, the better you make the other failures look.
We young whippersnappers don't understand business. We just don't.
Those of use who are competent need to stay right where we are doing work and stuff. The failures get to move on because they're not really doing much in their current position, and their moving won't affect anything.
While you're busy being a good employee, they're busy kissing ass. Think about it.
renob423 -- what was the best alternative rock one hit wonder from the mid 90's?
Cardigans - Lovefool
Chumbawumba - Tubthumper
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Natural One - Folk Implosion
Are you afraid of flying?
Are you good at reading maps?
Can you generally find your way in an unfamiliar place?
Do you ask for directions or help when you're lost?
QUESTIONS FROM YOU, THE POLLKETEERS