observacious -- What will be the most unique characteristic of the Holmes-Cruise spawn?
There won't be any. Neither of her parents have unique characteristics, why should she?
How her DNA is curiously dissimilar to Tom's...as though...he weren't related to her at all. Weird.
After she ages six months, her skin will become sensitive to light that she can never be in a room bright enough to be filmed or photographed, and we will never get to see her again.
calamine_tea -- Why is the purple kitty brush at Petsmart $5 more than the green one??
For once, people will get to pay less for green products.
You know damn well the purple one is cuter.
They let eight-year-olds run rampant in that store. You know you thought it was funny to swap pricetags when you were eight.
Fuckin' commies, man.
absolutcalm -- Dear Internets: If there was a book written on the history of the internets, what Meme would have the largest chapter?
Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd - The Automotive Rituals of the Urban Street Gang.
Who Am I? - Identity Politics and the Personality Quiz.
Controlled Candor and Targeted Truth - Emotional Openness Bartered in Five Questions.
The People vs. Mrs. Fields - Combatting Captialism one Click at a Time.
twicketface -- If you could pick one celeb to star on The Simpsons ... who would it be? Nice try, buddy.
Someone hot! Ya know, someone who's in the public eye! Like William Hung! or Nicole Ritchie!
Anybody with a political message or charitable cause that can be awkwardly written into the already awkward "YES LISA. I AM. LANCE. ARMSTRONG LIVE STRONG. LISA."
Danny Devito. We're long overdue for an Unkie Hank episode.
Any celebrity, as long as they don't play themselves or a character that is identical to them with just a different name. Ya know, like one who not only can act but will.
renob423 -- wheres the coolest place you have ever taken a piss off of?
A roof/window of a building over 10 storeys.
A Highway Overpass.
The upper mezzanine of a sports stadium.
Being a girl, I asked soarjubs for a male reality POV, since I have no experience pissing off of things. He contributed duitfully, and then it spiraled out of control:renob423 -- wheres the coolest place you have ever taken a piss off of?: The Sparky Answers Special
Top of a Jawa Sandcrawler (moving)
Mount Doom (over cracks of doom)
While in hand of giant reptillian beast rampaging through miscellaneous metropolitan area.
eideteker -- Wow, "I HAVE NO LEGS *clapclapclapclap* was our Field Day chant. That's two in a row. When did you become the chronicler of obscure facts about my life? oh christ, I don't know. What was your favorite Field Day event?
The Softball Throw
Something involving real running and actual time measurements
In your office environment, which message do you give higher priority to?
Voicemail. It was urgent enough for them to call rather than wait for the emailed response.
Email. If it was so important and they couldn't reach me on the phone, they should have emailed. And if it's so important, why are you making me spend all that time opening my voicemail box and listening to you babble about it?