The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #723051 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

soarjubs -- I have to wait for this poll to know for certain, but goddamn I hope it's the "CHICKS ONE" it is so LOWLZ It didn't win, but hey, happy belated birthday: CHICKS R DUMB CONFIRM/DENY

CONFIRM
8(40.0%)
DENY
12(60.0%)

And the winner is: soarjubs -- Why do people who know someone who is "developmentally disabled" get all pissed off about the word "retard"? I mean, you made up your new word. Retard can go back to meaning stupid.

Seriously. Retards are retarded. It's not like they're going to figure out what you mean anyway.
5(25.0%)
Gayass PC bullshit.
4(20.0%)
And it's always chicks who get all raggy about it too. Man, chicks are dumb.
4(20.0%)
There should be a word for those people. Like "hypersensatards" or something.
7(35.0%)

coldblackncold -- What the f?

S. What the f.
2(10.0%)
np.
3(15.0%)
Whatever, d.
4(20.0%)
Fing A.
11(55.0%)

pantload -- You son dropped the flyball that caused his little league team to lose the game. On the drive home, he's not crying. Does this make you a bad father?

Not unless you give him something to cry about.
5(25.0%)
Any man who can't teach his son to catch a flyball isn't fit for fatherhood.
4(20.0%)
If your son isn't crying, the coach better be. Or at least holding an icepack to his eye.
4(20.0%)
The question is, why aren't you crying?
7(35.0%)

observacious -- What is the "best" Tom Jones song? ("Best" is defined, in this case, as highest potential for inspiring middle-aged women to throw panties.)

She's A Lady.
2(10.0%)
uh, She's A Lady is the only Tom Jones song I know.
3(15.0%)
Does it really matter what song Tom Jones is singing? Shit, I'll throw panties at Tom Jones just to say I did it.
10(50.0%)
Freebird.
5(25.0%)

chaobell -- Best "last day on totally shit job before leaving for greener pastures" gesture?

Send out a mass email detailing everything that's wrong with each employee.
8(40.0%)
Invite everyone to a goodbye happy hour and then don't show.
5(25.0%)
Tell everyone you'd love to keep in touch with them, but you'd rather not be reminded of having worked there, so maybe it's better they don't email.
5(25.0%)
Touch everyone's mouse with the stinkpalm.
2(10.0%)

bobwhite -- Are Chik Fil A Nuggets Getting Smaller?

No. The box is getting bigger.
7(36.8%)
Just one more thing we have SuperSize Me to thank for.
7(36.8%)
In a late attempt to cash in on the Atkins craze, they're just using less breading.
1(5.3%)
And Leon's getting lllllllllarger!
4(21.1%)

friendship7 -- Are you going to see Stick It?

Hell no.
8(42.1%)
Not before I see Lick it.*
7(36.8%)
Why would I pay $10 to see Stick It when the Delia*s catalog does just fine for free?
3(15.8%)
I'm ashamed to say I loved Bring it On, and know damn well I'm gonna see it.
1(5.3%)

htothem -- What's gayer than gay?

Backstage at Avenue Q.
3(15.0%)
Babs & Liza's Interactive Guide to New England Antiquing.
7(35.0%)
The Mr. Key West Pageant! Brought to you by Smirnoff Ice.
2(10.0%)
A rainbow custom paintjob on a Subaru Outback.
8(40.0%)

renob423 -- what will happen first black president, woman president, or gay president?

Black President: first, we eleminate the cigarette tax on menthols and inititate a nationwide swimming lesson program. Then we begin funding for new voice-recognition technology that will allow full call-and-response audience participation at the movies.
7(36.8%)
Woman President: first, crying will no longer be a social taboo, women will be granted 3 paid days off per month for menstrual reasons, and math will no longer be an academic requirement.
6(31.6%)
Gay President: first, the national terror alert will be changed from the color system to a range from "tired" to "fabulous", the Star Spangled Banner will be replaced by Erasure's "Oh, l'Amour", and cutoff jean shorts will be acceptable work attire.
6(31.6%)

absolutcalm -- So, I saw a guy jerking off at the urinal the other day. I said nothing, walked out, and blogged it. What was a more appropriate reaction?

Step up next to him and make some office smalltalk bullshit like "only 2 more days till Friday!"
5(25.0%)
Say nothing, jerk off in the stall, walk out, and blog it.
3(15.0%)
Camera. Phone.
5(25.0%)
If there is, I can't think of one.
7(35.0%)

calamine_tea -- What is art?

The result of man's attempt at interpreting the beauty of life.
3(15.8%)
Whatever pisses off the establishment.
2(10.5%)
The juxtaposition of faecal matter and religious iconography.
4(21.1%)
Paintings and stuff.
10(52.6%)

funboytim -- If the Friday Poll is my soul reason to keep a LiveJournal, is it time to end my LiveJournal?

I can't think of a better reason to have an LJ.
6(30.0%)
You gotta stay to play, buddy.
4(20.0%)
No need to rub it in that you have an interesting job that keeps you busy, pal.
5(25.0%)
It's time to focus and start being more creative. Livejournal is only as good as it's posters.
5(25.0%)

eideteker -- What time is it?

It's Friday Poll Time!
4(20.0%)
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
9(45.0%)
Four thirty.
3(15.0%)
Does anybody really know what time it is?
4(20.0%)

clockwatcher -- What is the best thing to do while recovering from surgery?

Solve Paper Mario.
4(20.0%)
Invite your friends over to share your painkillers with you.
7(35.0%)
Watch seasons 1-5 of The Sopranos.
4(20.0%)
One of those big organization projects you've been meaning to do like sorting your files or tidying your closet. YEAH RIGHT LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
5(25.0%)

twicketface -- What's the lamest excuse for being late?

I came as soon as I felt like it!
4(20.0%)
My _____ ate my ____.
3(15.0%)
I thought it was the time change day.
7(35.0%)
I guess I just flaked.
6(30.0%)

tarpo -- Why doesn't grandpa move anymore?

None of his friends will help him after the fiasco with the pullout couch.
1(5.0%)
U-Haul put him on the Do Not Rent list.
5(25.0%)
He's happy where he is, jeez.
7(35.0%)
Damned court order.
7(35.0%)

Death is not an option:

16oz. Raw Egg/Horseradish/Orange Juice/Lougie Smoothie.
5(26.3%)
Returning an item at Wal Mart on the day after Thanksgiving.
14(73.7%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE



*™soarjubs
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