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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #740648 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

clockwatcher -- what is a web shooter?

Hooboy.
4(20.0%)
That thing the Apes used to take down Taylor.
3(15.0%)
A way better job title than Webmaster.
7(35.0%)
PETER PARKER IS A GIFTED SCIENCE GENIUS PEOPLE. KEEP YOUR MODERNIZED DNA STORIES OUT OF MY FREAKING COMICS.
6(30.0%)

eideteker -- What do you want to be when you grow up?

Cowboy.
3(15.0%)
Astronaut.
7(35.0%)
Ad Man.
3(15.0%)
Fire Engine.
7(35.0%)

coldblackncold -- What about that other time?

That was awesome.
1(5.0%)
Oh yeah, with the thing? Totally.
8(40.0%)
Fuck that.
9(45.0%)
Guh?
2(10.0%)

absolutcalm -- It's time for a New Smurfs (Smurves?) series-- so, considering our Paris Hilton loving, Gossip eating, vapid nation, what should the new Smurfs be named?

Diversity Smurf.
5(23.8%)
Paparazzi Smurf.
7(33.3%)
GHB Smurf.
6(28.6%)
Teacup Chihuaha Smurf.
3(14.3%)

twicketface -- Best movie sequel of all time? In the interest of brevity, these will be limited to second-movie sequels only.

Aliens.
6(27.3%)
Terminator 2.
9(40.9%)
Robocop 2.
0(0.0%)
Back to the Future 2.
3(13.6%)
Mad Max 2.
2(9.1%)
X-Men 2.
2(9.1%)

lgdizko -- Do people actually care about how long they have to wait at an airport if there is a bar nearby? Drink a beer and shut the hell up!! hehe. Also, if you are a guy and you fit into women's size 8 is that too skinny? I'd call this a twofer, but the answer to the second question is a resounding Yes.

Yeah, no kidding. Stuff it in your jerk face.
1(4.8%)
Funny how I'll moan about paying more than $5 for a pack of cigarettes, but I'll buy a $9 glass of wine at an airport bar just for the privilege of smoking one.
6(28.6%)
When the wait is airport-wide, I dare you try and get a seat at that bar.
3(14.3%)
If I wanted to sit around and drink beer, I wouldn't be at an airport.
11(52.4%)

calamine_tea -- If I ever get to Rome and everyone is smoking Crack, does the whole "when in Rome" rule still apply?

I believe this phrase originated with allowing one's self to partake in some of Rome's more infamous yet generally frowned upon pastimes (i.e. boy-fucking, random-stranger-fucking, animal-fucking, et al). Crack ain't got nuthin' on Rome.
6(30.0%)
If everyone is smoking crack, I'd say the whole "when in Baltimore" rule is in effect.
8(40.0%)
No need to go to Rome. You can smoke crack in the comfort of your neighbor's backyard.
2(10.0%)
Crack is wack, yo.
4(20.0%)

renob423 -- would you rather fuck a monkey or sheep?

Monkey. While the lack of opposable thumbs does hinder certain things, the extra set of hands makes for nice gropin'.
4(20.0%)
Sheep. Just the right level for the old pump 'n' dump.
7(35.0%)
I am a wuss who is scared to answer the icky questions.
9(45.0%)

soarjubs -- Despite being cancelled, is Mr. Belvedere a threat to our existence on a pan-dimensional level?

While the entire Mr. Belvedere program may not be a threat, Bob Uecker sure is.
6(31.6%)
Absolutely. What do you think caused the whole reality TV thing? In a parallel dimension, Mr. Belvedere lives on, and no one knows who Richard Hatch is.
3(15.8%)
While an ominous threat indeed, the ambivalence of Mr. Belvedere remains just that. All talk, no walk, in the existential sense.
2(10.5%)
That which is done cannot be undone. Our feeble attempt at "cancelling" Mr. Belvedere has turned what could have been a mere pastime into a genuine cosmic imbalance.
8(42.1%)

observacious -- What colorful and unnecessary "seasonal" item would most enhance my summer experience?

Margarita glasses with cactus stems.
5(23.8%)
Three words: Budweiser Beach Towel.
6(28.6%)
Novelty plastic refreezeable ice cubes.
5(23.8%)
One of those visors with a little fan built in.
5(23.8%)

friendship7 -- Is it the weekend of drinking like I'm 19 or the "lactose free" (read: bullshit) ice cream that is ruining my life right now?

Little column A, little column B.
7(31.8%)
Mmmm. Bullshit Ice Cream.
3(13.6%)
It's your attempt to juxtapose drinking like a 19 year-old and snacking like a 79 year-old that's ruining your life. Make up your mind, dude.
7(31.8%)
Underage drinking is a crime, no matter how old you are. You deserve it.
5(22.7%)

htothem -- Why does it burn when I pee, Charlie Brown?

We all know Lucy's "Psychiatric Help" stand is just a front.
2(9.1%)
Spend all night hanging out in that field and you're bound to get a case of the Great Pumpkin.
5(22.7%)
We only call her the Little Red Haired Girl to her face. Behind her back she's the Little Red Coozed Girl.
10(45.5%)
Come on. You should have known better than to go barefoot with Pigpen.
5(22.7%)

Since I'm becoming a crochety old sombitch, the following thoughts pass my mind more often than I'd care to admit:

I don't know what those kids think they're proving with their fashion statements and scenster bullshit.
1(4.5%)
I am NOT behaving like my mother.
0(0.0%)
I dunno...that doesn't look very safe.
1(4.5%)
I just can't get that worked up about the little things anymore.
0(0.0%)
I think I threw out my back.
0(0.0%)
Omigod, look at that child driving that car!
0(0.0%)
It's really kind of late in the day for that.
0(0.0%)

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