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coldblackncold -- Rick James vs. The Juggernaut
Rick James.
5(22.7%)
The Juggernaut.
13(59.1%)
The Bus Rider.
4(18.2%)
friendship7 -- Are rejects and tools like ballers and rappers?
If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola!
8(36.4%)
Rejects and tools exist, no matter the subculture. While some ballers and rappers are rejects and tools, not all rejects and tools are ballers and rappers.
6(27.3%)
In a word-association sense: one rejects bubblegum wrappers, and a baller sounds like it could be a tool.
1(4.5%)
Anyone who has ever seen a hip-hop video knows the answer to this one. Lookin' at you, Diddy.
7(31.8%)
eideteker -- What is a Richard hatch?
A dickhole.
3(13.6%)
The place Dharma REALLY doesn't want you to find.
5(22.7%)
A 12-minute celebrity.
5(22.7%)
A fantatsic name for a gay bar.
9(40.9%)
ao -- Are sweat shops really that bad? Little Timmy..err..Chang would be out dirty and naked in the streets instead of behind a sewing machine anyway.
It's 12 more cents a day than they'd be making otherwise.
8(36.4%)
The real crime would be letting those keen eyes and nimble fingers lie idle.
7(31.8%)
If 14-hour days and slave wages were good enough for my great-grandmother, they're good enough for Timmy Chang.
3(13.6%)
And seriously, what does a little naked Asian boy need with Nikes? *I* need Nikes. He doesn't know shoes from Shinola.
4(18.2%)
absolutcalm -- I just learned that June 1st is the official beginning of "Hurricane Season;" what's the starting dates for some other non-seasonal seasons?
May 25: Toe Season (interestingly enough, May 15 also marks the official beginning of Intern Season in DC).
6(27.3%)
February 15: Peeps Season.
5(22.7%)
October 1: Layering Season.
5(22.7%)
January 19: Empty Gym Season (otherwise known as the Offical Ending of New Years Resolutioneer Season).
6(27.3%)
observacious -- When I'm in a department store and finally see something I like, why does it always turn out to be a "Petite” size? (Sorry, if I offend the short girls, but they’re the bane of my shopping experience.)
Fuck that. Why is it whenever I finally see something I like it's a Medium? Who the fuck wears Medium?
5(22.7%)
Shit like this is why I can't shop at places like Ross or Marshalls.
1(4.5%)
I'm SORRY we didn't get all of our inconvenient short clothes out of there before you decided to go shopping, Your Tallness.
8(36.4%)
My mom used to use the phrase "my eyes are bigger than my stomach" - maybe your tastes are taller than your clothes.
8(36.4%)
soarjubs -- What if you could turn your hand into a spider?
I'd always be able to find a seat on the bus.
3(13.6%)
The ol' spider-on-the-shoulder move would be a whole lot funnier.
4(18.2%)
I'd totally have like six fingers.
5(22.7%)
I wouldn't.
10(45.5%)
subbes -- What's the best way to resign?
Charge into the boss' office, slam your post-it resignation letter down on his desk blotter, pump both fists victoriously in the air, give him the fingerguns, spin on your heel and never look back.
8(36.4%)
Using words cut out from the newspaper, fax in a demand for your back vacation pay.
2(9.1%)
Remove all personal effects from your desk and disappear. Do not return phone calls, emails, or any other attempts at communication.
5(22.7%)
Sit your boss down and break up with him, using every "it's not you it's me" line you've ever heard, in both real life and fiction.
7(31.8%)
twicketface -- Will COPS ever lose its viewership?
As long as there are cans of High Life and lonely Saturday nights, there will always be COPS viewers.
5(22.7%)
As long as places like hospitals and Jiffy Lube waiting rooms keep putting their TVs on those brackets from the ceiling out channel-changing reach, there will always be COPS viewers.
6(27.3%)
As long as there are rambling drunks in suburban Dayton determined to wander around without pants, there will always be COPS viewers.
4(18.2%)
As long as there are Floridians with more tattoos than teeth, there will be COPS viewers.
7(31.8%)
renob423 -- when you google search your name, do you find another person with that name?
Nope. You wouldn't believe it, but I'm in the Peace Corps, a crew star at Dartmouth, and a teacher in Illinios.
6(27.3%)
Unless your name is Flabibor Mahasiabolmy, you're probably going to.
9(40.9%)
I only ever look for other people when Googling my name.
5(22.7%)
Take the quotes off. That should fix it.
2(9.1%)
At hotels, do you take extra little shampoo bottles and stuff?
No.
5(21.7%)
Only if there's something really awesome or unusual, like mouthwash or fantastic moisturizer.
3(13.0%)
On the last day I take the new ones that I hadn't opened yet.
5(21.7%)
Every day the new shampoos in the room go straight into my suitcase.
2(8.7%)
Sometimes I even raid the maid cart while nobody's looking.
4(17.4%)
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