renob423 -- my question is in binary this week. 10011011110101010110101110111010010111010111010111101010110111101000101011
If you don't start making sense soon I'm going to pull out my wiener and smack you with it.
Given the recent immigration reform, perhaps NAFTA was too much too soon.
Dude, like nine times.
They really don't like it when you use that word. It's insensitive.
coldblackncold -- Brock, Helper, and God.
Holy Trinity, man. Holy Trinity.
The Jew, the Italian, and the Red-Haired Gay.
Salt, Pepa, and Spindarella.
Mike, Carol, and Ben.
ao -- What is the most shameful thing that I (or you) have done that I (or you) are most proud of - but really shouldn't be?
Projectile vomiting on Sigma Chi's vinyl siding.
My four-tiered underwear drawer organization system.
Seeing Weird Al live in concert.
Having attended any one of the Lord of the Rings 12:01 opening night showings.
absolutcalm -- What's the best curse word that incorporates "Jesus Christ" (such as Christ on a Dildo Cross!) While I'm generally opposed to elongating curses to over three words, I'll run with it.
Jesus fucking Buddha on a pogo stick.
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.
Great Zombie Jesus!
I'm a purist, man. It's "Jesus Christ" or nuthin'.
eideteker -- I woke up after 2 pm today. How do I get my life back on track?
Be in the shower by 2:15 and you should be just fine.
Stay up until 4am again.
Move to California. Then you'd only have woken up at 11.
subbes -- What would you pay for an Agony Booth?
$4.99 for the first minute, $.99 each additional.
In the arcade? $.50. But I'd have no idea how much I'd pay to have one in my house.
Four carnival tickets.
Really. How can one put a price on an Agony Booth.
anonymous1327 -- What's that odor? Odor? Pardon us, sir, with your sensitivities to odors.
Why, I believe that odor is the bouquet of some errant canine waste.
It appears someone's anti-perspirant isn't up to snuff.
I'm not going to dignify that with a response. This is very good cheese.
The lowbrow melange of failure and the stench of the Common Man.
twicketface -- What innocent little lie do you tell your co-workers most often?
Every Wednesday night, I get together with my friends to play strategy games. Like Risk and stuff.
No thanks, I don't smoke.
Omg, my friend ...um... emailed me just now and said the funniest thing...
That forward you sent me with the dogs and the fireman was hilarious!
soarjubs -- Why is spain?
And who thought up that name? Europe?
Because how else would be Paella?
To make Portugal look smaller.
For all the rest of us.
Stumped on "Why is spain?" I typed "Why is Spain" in Google and got some fantastic results. Choosing my favorite is like choosing my favorite child, so please help a girl out:
Why is Spain divided over whether Tuesday the 13th or Friday the 13th is the traditional unlucky 13th day?
WHY IS SPAIN IS SO COMPETITIVE IN GRANITE ?
(Two examples that spring to mind are “Why is Spain blue?” and “Why has Mummy gone for a wee-wee?”)
Why is Spain so popular with hen parties these days?