coldblackncold -- Mama's Family: Season 1 DVD set is coming out in September, 2006.
The director's commentary is going to be out of this world.
I hear if you move the cursor over her knee-his there's a fantastic easter egg.
Yeah, but I'm gonna wait until the series box set comes out. They always fuck you there.
It's gonna look great on my shelf next to the action figures I've been collecting.
renob423 -- how do head shops manage to make any profit or break even for that matter?
It's not about money, man. It's about the vibe.
Of course they do. Good smokers know that tobacco is cleaner and more satisfying when smoked out of a water pipe.
They make it up in hardware sales. I dare you to find a little sink faucet screen at Home Depot.
Wait, we're ignoring the fact that they're all pot dealer fronts, right?
observacious -- What bizarre challenges can we expect from the new season of Project Runway (starting July 12!)?
They have thirty minutes and $45 to spend at a local bakery to make a cocktail dress out of bread.
Two words: Hobo. Makeover.
Thinking of a way to fit Daniel Franco into at least one episode.
Coming up with a theme that isn't "1940's Hollywood Glamour".
absolutcalm -- So, I'm going to start a Nu-Metal band doing Tears for Fears covers songs: what should our band name be?
Suffer the Children
The Politics of Greed
No Sleep for Dreaming
eideteker -- What was the greatest Friday Poll question of all time? If you think I'm going to bite on this one, you're sorely mistaken. I love every Friday Poll question. Except yours. Rocky vs. The Rock.
anonymous1327 -- should i go back to school for some more learning?
Clearly. I recommend you start with Capitalization 101: New Sentences, Personal Pronouns, and the Shift Key.
Just spend a few hours a day on the Wiki. You'll do just fine.
What fer? You don't need to go to one of them fancy schools for book learnin'.
In a job or two, put a new degree on your resume. If it's old enough, they won't check.
subbes -- Should I give my new boss a nickname? Should I tell him he has a nickname? What nickname? (He's fat and has a lazy eye) If you're gonna tell him, you're limited to names like Skipper or Bigguy, so let's just rule out telling him for the sake of the poll.
I'm a fan of the Adjective + Name nicknaming method. Smelly Joe. Douchey Dave. Cunt Vice President. Something like that.
The Lookout. Git it? Because he's always looking two ways at once.
The Fat Lazy Eye Guy.
The Lazy Eyed Fat Guy.
twicketface -- How come they haven't made a Macgyver movie?
It's hard to make a film with pencil erasers, WD-40, and Saran Wrap.
Richard Dean Anderson's got WAAAAAY too much on his plate.
Judging by when MacGuyver comes on TV, they'd only sell tickets for the 2:30am shows.
Because even Hollywood knows MacGuyver sucks.
soarjubs -- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just end this right now?
$1 Double Cheeseburgers.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
There's still so many people you have left to disappoint.
Everybody else messing with your stuff.
This week's guest question: Can I get a Whoop Whoop?
Indeed you may, sir. The roof has been sufficiently raised for a Whoop Whoop.
Fo' shizzle. I gizzot a whole cizzan of whizoop rizzight hizzere.
I'magiveyasome poo-poo, I'magiveyasome pee-pee. I'magiveyasome doo-doo, Wash it down with some wee-wee.
I'm sorry, but we're out of time. Maybe next week when our special guests will be The Barenaked Ladies and Leonardo DiCaprio.
From time to time, musicians from many bands come together to form what is commonly known as a Supergroup. In these sad television times, rather than shitting out midseason replacements, wouldn't it be better if we could have Supershows?
CSI: Montclair: A man's head is in a bowling ball bag. A corpulent Italian washes up in Asbury Park. See the other side of the the Soprano family hits.
Sex and the Enterprise: In a spaceship full of eligible life forms, how does a young woman find love in a world full of logic?
Surreal Prison Life: Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Rubens, Gary Glitter, Todd Bridges, Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, Michelle Rodriguez, and James Brown share a cell for 12 weeks for Maximum Hijinx!
My Super Rare Disease: Cameras follow rich bitches with weird symptoms at the Princeton Teaching Hospital. Crotchety doctor gets pants sued off for "talking to my little angel like that".