eideteker -- Dark Side of the Moon or The Wall?
Dark Side of the Moon
I can't even think about Pink Floyd without thinking about being sweaty and paraniod in some hippie's dorm at 4am.
clockwatcher -- Am I the only person who thinks of vaginas when hearing the name of the bottled water company "volvic?"
I think of vaginas all the time. I don't need some sort of scandalous water company.
Eight servings a day, baby.
If only you could get vagina out of a vending machine for $1.25.
Ya ever look real close at an Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich? Yeah.
renob423 -- what was so special about - up up down down left right left right B A start
That it was a cool pop culture reference until about 2 years ago.
It's easier to remember than the Mike Tyson code.
We don't need no stinking Game Genie.
Once you knew, knowing was half of Contra.
anonymous1327 -- Does having a myspace account help you get laid?
I don't need a MySpace. I get plenty laid.
If you're into vapid 13 year-olds.
No, but talking about how stupid MySpace is sure does.
It's not the MySpace account, it's the badass Godsmack tune you have on your page.
coldblackncold -- Why has Tim Gunn not received his formal invitation from the Justice League? I know for a fact that Reed Richards is trying to replace the Invisible Woman with Tim Gunn, and Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are calling him on a regular basis.
J'onn J'onzz is still pissed off that Tim Gunn stole his "make it work, people" catch phrase.
Confused by his name, they figure they've already got Vigilante.
Bruce Wayne just happened to be at the Red Lobster when he made a spectacle out of himself with Andrae.
Tim is hellbent on putting the "super" back in Superman. That never plays well in the sticks.
absolutcalm -- As I just saw Clerks II, What IS the One Trilogy To Rule Them All?
Oh, God! | Oh, God! Book II | Oh, God! You Devil
The Naked Gun | The Naked Gun 2 1/2 | The Naked Gun 33 1/3
Problem Child | Problem Child 2 | Problem Child 3: Junior in Love
Friday | Next Friday | Friday After Next
soarjubs -- Whats your fucking problem with Bryan Adams?
The Robin Hood Song.
How he was like ten in the Summer of '69.
twicketface -- Tiny backpacks...what gives?
1994 gives. Where have you been?
Purse-sized, but with both hands free for shopping.
Girls like to look as large as possible. Miniture backpacks provide a much sought-after perspective point.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHITH THE TINY BACKPACKS. I MEAN, SURE IT S ON YOUR BACK BUT IT'S HARDLY A PACK.
subbes -- I saw a bird get hit by a car today. Can you turn that into a question?
If that bird got hit by a car and you weren't there to see it, would you have even noticed it was dead?
omg, was that a bug or something?
What's the deal with birds trying to fly into glass panes?
What's the last thing that goes through a bird's head before it gets hit by a car?
friendship7 -- Do you know what a piss mint is?
Those crappy-ass Dentyne things with the blue juice in them.
Another name for a sewage refinery.
pantload -- Why?
THEY TELL HULK CRIME NOT PAY. CRIME FIGHTING NOT PAY TOO.
HULK PASS CLASS A MACHINE OPERATOR LICENSE TEST.
REGULAR CARS NOT HAVE LEGROOM HULK LIKE.
And from our non-lj-having friend of the Poll: So, a priest, a rabbi, and Chewbacca walk into a bar... Wait have you heard this one?
And the priest says to the rabbi, "hell, at least wookiees are only known for tearing a man's arms off!"
Something about Scotch, Manechewitz, and a Fuzzy Navel, right?
After a few hours, Chewie has started a fight and vomited all over the jukebox. The rabbi says to the priest, "I've heard of bent wookiees, but this is ridiculous!"
And the priest says, "ok, fine. The Egyptians, the Czerka Corporation...but between this collar and the celibacy vow, Who's the real slave here?"
I am somewhat dismayed to discover that a new Police Academy movie is in the works for 2007. On the plus side, most of the original cast is going to be in it, from Proctor to the now 90-year-old Lassard. On the con side, it's 2007, and you know damn well they're going to PC-13 it: no cursing, stereotypes, boobs, or cocknball jokes. Initial thoughts?
This is going to be awesome.
Another childhood love defecated upon.
It's going to be fun to see the 'Berg on screen again, but they're probably going to do some stupid 00's cliche like making Tackleberry and Hightower have gay marriage or some other bullshit like that.