absolutcalm -- Now that Snakes on a Plane is out, where will we find new marketting hype to amuse ourselves with?
MySpace and YouTube. Where else?
We won't. They'll try and try and try, but it will all fall flat. SoaP was a once in a lifetime thing.
It ain't hip advertising unless it's Sublymonal.
Comic book geeks and Internet nerds have been maxed out. The next big marketing thing will be finger-tapped messages on CBS Sunday Morning.
renob423 -- if life ain't nothin but bitches and money, how come lenny was so
interested in the rabbits?
Lenny was retarded.
ao -- "bitchfag" vs. "fucktard"
eideteker -- What constitutes the "best" waste of time, if such a thing is possible?
Saturday afternoon reality show marathons.
Googling old crushes/hated people from your past/yourself.
Anything you can do while getting paid that isn't work.
friendship7 -- Now, what's the worst thing about living in the DC area?
You'd think being all up on the coast like we are it would be easy to get to the beach. Think again.
Everyone is here for some reason other than "all my life I've wanted to live in DC". This puts a damper on community identity and local pride. We all just sort of ended up here.
Semi-annual Wheel Balances and Tire Alignments.
The most interesting things in town are shunned by the locals as "touristy". Therefore, residents only get to see the best things in DC when relatives are visiting, and even then we have to pretend not to enjoy it.
clockwatcher -- would you cry too, if it happened to you?
I don't invite manstealing hussies to my parties.
I spend most days weeping softly to myself. Why would a party be any different?
No way. I'm not crapping up my party.
I don't cry. I stab.
observacious -- Why isn't this workday over yet?
Because it's 11:00 in the morning. Had you started at 4am things might be different.
You don't live in France.
Because you keep bitching about it. Watched kettles, man.
They say everyone's hell is a customized punishment just for them. Every day in hell is 11am on Friday morning.
soarjubs -- Powdered ejaculate?
Twice the protein and half the carbs of whey. And all natural!
Jeez, Sparky. I know you've been married a while, but maybe you should take the dog out for a walk from time to time, if yaknowhaddImean.
Making sperm banks less messy since 2006!
I know Dunkin Donuts has been taking a hit ever since the Krispy Kreme kraze, but this is getting out of hand.
twicketface -- What's the deal with my cat's eyebrows?
Yeah! They like spread all over his body!
They're all shifty and crafty. That bastard is up to something.
I tell him to pluck or wax or something, but he just won't do it. It's really unattractive.
Who are these people who ask about cat eyebrows?
sublimal -- I like friday poll the way i like my women...
Loaded with racial slurs.
Hastily slapped together while hung over on Friday mornings.
Never afraid to go for the buttsex jokes.
Waiting in line 4 deep to have their buttons pushed.
subbes -- What's the best restaurant for delicious fried food?
Top's China (for the Egg Roll/Fried Rice/Sweet & Sour Chicken combo meal. Fried, fried and fried!)
Some American Chain Chotchkies-style place with crap nailed to the walls.
coldblackncold -- Transformers is to Go-Bots as K-Fed is to __________.
Every other crooked-visor-wearing mallrat in America.
As we have all likely read at least a dozen times on our friends lists, Pluto is no longer a planet. What does this mean?
Schoolchildren will be memorizing a new mnemonic device: More Vaginal Excretions May Just Signify Uterine Nausea.
My astrological chart is ALL fucked up now.
We have demoted the planet dedicated to the god of the underworld. I suggest you keep an extra baseball bat in your car and choose your mall now.
This is just a ploy to cover up NASA's inability to get a good photo of it.