twicketface -- What's the next great soda flavor to be introduced?
Cookies & Creme.
Pomegranate. It's so hip and antioxidy.
friendship7 -- Without the beginning of an academic semester as an indicant, I had no idea fall was approaching until...(example: NFL on TV)
There were like a billion more people on the road/train/bus.
Hallmark was full of Christmas crap.
I found myself with a strange yet undeniable craving for a Pumpkin Spice Latte.
There was narry a #2 pencil to be found in the entire office.
ao -- Does anyone thing that I, ao have anger mgmt. issues?
It seems to me you're maximizing your anger output for the new millennium. That's good management.
I'd say yes but I'm afraid you'll bite my head off.
No, but if you keep up the random outbursts and desk-punching, you're going to have some upper management issues.
Anyone who can get up, wade through lanes of mouthbreathers to be at shapeless cement slab by 9am, and spend 8 hours being constantly inundated by the musings of the moronic deserves a medal for managing their anger in any fashion.
eideteker -- I need a job. What field should I seek work in?
Trust Fund Squandery.
subbes -- Peeing in the shower. What?
Seriously. Pigs know better than to piss where they wash themselves. Come on.
It's my house. I piss where I please.
Hey, there's a drain and plenty of water and soap to wash it down with.
Just another example of dudes flaunting their ability to piss anywhere.
coldblackncold -- *
*Not a guarantee.
I'll take Single Character Representations of Buttholes for $660.
Me and the other sales guy? We have a sort of Gimli/Legolas thing going on. *
thedrandmr -- How can something so wrong feel so right?
Hey, it's just underwear. What's so wrong about that?
Everything in your psyche tells you the french fries don't belong in a Frosty. But we all know better.
Because blowing never does clear the nostrils quite as effectively.
absolutcalm -- Why isn't there an S&M sitcom called "Ball & Chain" about a Dominatrix and her crazy submissive husband on TV yet?
There is. It's called Yes, Dear.
Do we really need to watch more people eat dog food on TV?
Please. Slapstick is so passe.
Because Soccer Moms won't let anyone smoke on Primetime.
sublimal -- How can I best exploit people for monetary gain?
Prey on their weaknesses. With a smile on your face.
With big promises of cheap prescription drugs.
Make up a good story involving puppies, orphans, or your crippled brother.
Call them right around dinnertime.
soarjubs -- But why?
I can drive and hit at the same time, you know.
It happens to all boys at that age. It's just a part of life.
Because those same high school girls you used to prey so easily on call you "mister" now.
The sign is very clear. Limit six per customer.
From my fella: What should the inscription be on Steve Irwin's tombstone?
Here lies Steve Irwin: He Died As He Lived, Dicking With The Wildlife.
Steve Irwin: Like Nobody Saw This One Coming.
Steve Irwin: If There's A Hell, He'll Be Spending It With A Crocodile Thumb Up His Ass.
Stephen Robert Irwin 1962-2006.
Wednesday night,ironically while we were discussing our Fantasy Football teams while prepping for a night of D&D, there was a segment on Attack of the Show titled "Fantasy Football: D&D for Jocks?". True or False?
True. From the obsessive memorization and bizarre calculation of useless statistics, the overarching premise of pretending to be someone you're not, and immediate ostricization of most women, all the similarities are there.
False. Anything sports-related is in direct conflict with Nerdliness.